To all Freedom Fighters and Commandos who have tirelessly worked for the restoration of Democracy in Cuba:
The hour is at hand. The coffin which contains the body of the tyrant who brought Communism to our island has left Cuba an hour ago, we are informed by reliable CIA sources.
Let us all go to McDonald’s to celebrate! We will be welcomed as liberators in the island!
The grandson of our never forgotten and beloved leader, General Fulgencio Batista, will issue a statement at 12 noon today at Fox News before he departs for Havana.
Annexation or Death!