Boy, am I in trouble! Before I start, I must say that everyone is entitled to their own opinion as long as they agree with me. Gotcha! Just kidding!
The Poll that is awaited every year was released recently. I am talking about the famous FIU poll. I feel that the poll is vastly overrated because it only relies on 800 Cuban Americans in Miami-Dade County. The sample is extremely small and the poll is not representative of how all Cuban Americans feel in the totality of the state of Florida, which has an extremely large population of Cuban Americans. For example: there is a large Cuban American community in the Tampa Bay area. None of them were interviewed. This poll only represents the views of the Miamians and not the entire Cuban American community, either in Florida or in the continental U.S.
Lets get to the key question:
When do you think that major political changes are likely to occur in Cuba?
57% of ‘Los Viejitos’ (65 and older) felt that the correct answer was either ‘NEVER’ or ‘NEVER AS LONG AS A CASTRO IS IN CHARGE.
Boy, what a bunch of sourpusses these old farts are!
Remedy: Every night, before they go to bed, have them drink one gallon of prune juice and five pounds of Ex-Lax.
Problem solved!
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