Ladies and Gentlemen!
I am extremely pleased to announce that Reuters and the Associated Press have formed today The Brotherhood of COULD.
Their press releases and articles about Cuba will always contain the word 'COULD' when writing about the Pearl of the Antilles.
As in the following two examples disseminated today:
Reuters: "Cuba is facing a "very hard" economic blow in 2009 as depressed nickel prices and reduced tourism revenue COULD slash foreign income by $1 billion."
Associated Press: "Cubans are in for an especially hot summer under an energy saving plan that COULD shut off air conditioners at work."
Your heard it first in Cuba Journal. Since in just six days the Hurricane Season will start, they assured me that they were already working on a very important story that will report: "Ten hurricanes COULD hit Cuba this summer and wash away the island's socialist system."
They assured me that 'The Brotherhood of Could' has no connections whatsoever with 'The Wishful Thinking Society.'
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