1) "We deplore the injustice toward Alan Gross. We want him home." You hear me? The queen of the universe has spoken!
2) "He needs to be home with his family immediately." Gee, I wonder if her majesty has considered apologizing to Cuba? Naw, impossible. The emperor and his empress never apologize. Let the peasants eat cake!
3) "Barack does not want to give Yoani Sanchez an account at Pay Pal" He is cheap.
4) "The Ladies in White all want jobs with their fellow feminazis at HuffPo."