Photo of Whiners and Obnoxious People inside Cuba

Coco Fariñas and Elizardo “El Camaján” Sánchez are two well known U.S. paid mercenaries inside Cuba. Coco is the black dude sitting down so no one can smell his farts, and El Camaján is the fat gay (oops!, excuse me, I meant guy) standing up on the right.

Please, somebody wake up the U.S. mercenary on the left. NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB!

The guy next to Sleeping Beauty looks like he escaped from a minstrel traveling freak show. And "Billiard Ball" next to El Camaján looks way too serious.

Their paymasters in the CIA or Hillary's State Department have given them a new "mission quite possible." It is trying to convince the gullible sheep in the United States and the rest of the world that those evil communists who run Cuba have murdered another "dissident" in the island. They guy was not a "dissident." He, like Coco and El Camaján are lazy bums who live well-off lives in Cuba with the monthly welfare checks that they pick of at USIS (United States Interests Section) in Havana.

The U.S. media, who also receive subsidies from the United States government for denigrating and carrying out campaign of lies against Cuba, are currently involved in another one of their pet projects.

There are unconfirmed reports that Coco and El Camaján will start a tour of the U.S. next month and that Barack 'Hope You Can Believe In' Obama has invited them to the Oval Office where they will receive a "Freedom Fighter" medal.