Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Up Goes the Curtain! ¡Se Alza el Telón!

Act 1

It is the year of our Lord, 2159, and the great-great-great grandson of Barack H. Obama is addressing the members of the “Down with Castro Society” at the Versailles Restaurant in Calle Ocho, Miami, Florida.

“My fellow members: this is the year when we will harvest the fruits of our crop. I can assure you that we are going to witness a new dawn in Cuba next month. The Castro dictatorship is coming to a close. Count on it! This is the moment that we have been waiting for! YES WE CAN! Freedom and democracy is coming for the long suffering masses in the island of our great-great-great grandparents.”

Down Goes the Curtain! ¡Se Baja el Telón!

Act 2

Up Goes the Curtain! ¡Se Alza el telón!

Year 2160: the meeting of the “Down with Castro Society” has been moved to the new and improved “Big Five Club.” Valet Parking: $23,350.99, includes a car-wash by the Medellín and Tijuana Cartels.

Key Note Speaker: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Yada! Yada! Yada! Yada! Yada! This is the 'change you can believe in' we promised you in 2008!

Down Goes the Curtain! ¡Se Baja el Telón!

What is the name of this play?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! in two acts.

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