Obama is my shepherd and I am in want.
He maketh me lie down on the unemployment line.
He leadeth me besides still factories.
He threatens and bullies small nations.
He destroyeth my soul....
Yea, tho' I walk through the shadow of recession
I anticipate no recovery
for he is with me....
Surely despair and poverty shall follow me
all the days of my life
and I shall dwell in a sub-prime mortgaged house forever.