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Uncle Sam's Says #1. The First
Commandment of my Organized Religion is: '”Thou shall love money
above everything else.”
Uncle Sam's Says #2: Remember, the
American Dream does not guarantee a roof over the heads of the
suckers that believe in my greedy capitalism.
Uncle Sam's Says #3: The Second
Commandment shall be “Adore only millionaires and billionaires, for
they shall get extremely low tax rates.”
Uncle Sam's Says #4: Only capitalist
millionaires and billionaires are worthy of being admitted to Heaven.
Come back later to this post to peruse
new sayings, or better yet, send us new “Uncle Sam's Says” words
of wisdom to be included in this series. Let us know if you want to
use your real name (must have big cojones) or if you want to
use a pseudonym.
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