Saturday, July 19, 2014

Cuba Journal's Assholeness Index

The scale goes from: 

0 = Not an asshole

to

100 = Certified Super Asshole of the Universe.
 
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The Koch Brothers 100

Sheldon Adleson 100 

ALEC 100

Fascism 100

Capitalism 100
 
Francisco Franco 100

Augusto Pinochet 100

Fulgencio Batista 100

Ukraine Prime Minister 100

John Kerry 99.9

Former US Representative Lincoln Diaz-Balart 99.9

US Senator, Ted Cruz 99.7

US Senator, John McCain 99.6

CPUSA 99

POTUS Barack H. Obama 98

Deceased POTUS Richard Nixon 97

Governor of Texas, Rick Perry 95

Mitt Romney 95

Governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker 93

Governor of Florida, Rick Scott 93

US Senator Marco Rubio 92

US Senator Bill Nelson 91

US Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz 90

US Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen 89

US Representative Mario Diaz-Balart 89

POTUS George “Dubbya” Bush 85

POTUS Bill Clinton 70

SCOTUS Judge Clarence Thomas 65

SCOTUS Judge Anthony Scalia 65

Hillary Clinton 60

The Republican Party 55

The Democratic Party 54
 
POTUS Jimmy Carter 10
 
POTUS Franklin D. Roosevelt 10

Green Party, USA 5

US Senator Bernie Sanders 1

Abraham Lincoln 0

I.W.W. (The Wobblies) 0

Deceased US Senator Wayne Morse 0

US Representative Earl Blumenauer 0

US Representative Peter DeFazio 0

Deceased US Senator Robert M. La Follett 0

US Senator Elizabeth Warren 0

Eugene Victor Debbs 0

Karl Marx 0

Vladimir I. Lenin 0

Ho Chi Minh 0

The Viet Cong 0

Mao Ze Dong 0

Fidel Castro 0

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara 0

Camilo Cienfuegos 0

Cesar Augusto Sandino 0

Hugo Chavez 0

Salvador Allende 0

26 de Julio 0
 
FSLN 0

The Communist Manifesto 0



 

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