Monday, June 30, 2014

How it all started more than 2000 years ago

More than two thousand years ago, an evil Jew who loved gold coins more than he loved anything else in the world betrayed the greatest man and philosopher/teacher that ever lived. He gave Jesus a kiss on the cheek and the Jews put the Son of Man on the cross to die. The capitalists invented a new religion, so that they could make even more money than the Jews.

The Jews, after they carried out the Greatest Crime in History, became the perennial allies of the capitalists. Both Jews and capitalists love money more than they love anything else, including their own mothers.

A new modern day teacher/philosopher came forth in the middle of the nineteenth century and gave the world something more valuable and important than the Bible and all the other silly holy books combined. His name was Karl Marx, the only good Jew that ever lived. He was the only exception to the proven rule that the Jews and the capitalists only love and worship money as their only true God.

Karl Marx loved working-class people above anything else. He took a long time to write “Das Kapital” but what a great gift to humanity that book was. Marx explained very carefully how capitalism worked. The dumb, the uneducated and the low classes and criminals of any society never understood that masterpiece of a book.

In 1917, the first country where the working class came to power was Russia. It abolished serfdom and capitalism for the first time on earth. The country was renamed “The Union of Soviet Socialists Republics, USSR”  The Jews and the capitalists started shitting on their pants immediately after that exceptional event.

Other countries started following Marxist principles. Vietnam, China, North Korea, Cuba.

And the capitalists and the Jews counteracted  by starting to offer large sums of gold coins to people who governed those countries. Just like in Juda's time.

A new man in the USSR sold his soul to the capitalists and the Jews. His name was Mikhail Gorbachev. The USSR and the Eastern Socialist Block collapsed, according to capitalist plans. A drunk by the name of Boris Yeltsin replaced the Marxist traitor Gorbachev.

Since then, the capitalists and the Jews have continued offering large sum of gold coins to Socialist leaders, under the table, of course.

The leaders of China and Vietnam became instant capitalist billionaires after they betrayed Socialist principles.

After the retirement of Dr. Fidel Castro Rúz as Supreme Leader of the Cuban Revolution, his brother Raul Castro took over. He has become the Mikhail Gorbachev of Cuba. After he received his gold coins, he started making “reforms” in Socialist Cuba. He is going to build golf courses, so that his new masters from capitalist USA can come and play in Havana after fucking their Cuban teenage jineteras in Havana.

Raul has allowed a new special economic zone where foreign capitalists can come and exploit the Cuban people again, and now Raul Castro has allowed a new foreign investment law where capitalists can “invest” money inside Cuba.

Where the Cuban people once said “Gracias Fidel'' in 1959, the capitalists of the WH Nigger in 2014 are now saying “Thank You Raul.”

Raul Castro has betrayed the Cuban Revolution and his brother isn't even dead yet. The poor fellow had to publicly comment and complain that he was being kept “out of the loop” in the country that he once used to govern.

We will never know how much Raul Castro is being paid by his favorite Nigger in Washington, D.C.

As for North Korea, it has acquired nuclear weapons and the capitalist are scared shitless that they could level South Korea and perennial Yankee ass-kisser Japan, and could eventually hit Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and Los Angeles with nuclear weapons.

Here at home, CPUSA, (Communist Party, USA) has publicly stated that they will actively help the political party which is led by their favorite Nigger in the Washington, D.C. CPUSA is one more traitor to the principles of Karl Marx. Could you venture a guess as to how many gold coins are they receiving?

A notable person once said “Poderoso Caballero es Don Dinero” (What a Powerful Gentleman is Mr. Money.)

How true! Ask Mikhail Gorbachev, Raul Castro and CPUSA.

© Jorge R. Gonzalez, 2014. All rights reserved.

Any actual names mentioned above refer to real persons and are NOT fictional.

And now, back to Cuba Baseball. And the fucking USA politicians (Democrats and Republicans) can all go to HELL!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Fearless Prediction: Messi and Argentina will win the 2014 World Cup

In less than 15 minutes Messi scored two of the three goals against the hapless Nigerians.

The game ressembled one of the assassination drones of Barack Obama.

Cuba announces its pre-roster for the friendly baseball series with the USA collegiate team

Catchers: Frank Camilo Morejón (HAB), Luis Abel Castro (IJV), Lorenzo Quintana (PRI) and Rudelis García (CAV).

Infielders: Yasiel Santoya (MTZ), Ramón Lunar (VCL), William Saavedra (PRI), José Miguel Fernández (MTZ), Andy Sarduy (VCL), Dayán García (ART), Andy Ibáñez (IJV), David Castillo (PRI), Lourdes Y. Gourriel (HAB), Raúl González (CAV), Luis Yander La O (SCU), Michel Enríquez (IJV), Yordán Manduley (HOL), Luis Alberto Valdés (PRI), Ángel Miguel Fernández (IJV) and Alexander Ayala (CMG).

Outfielders: Yadiel Hernández (MTZ), Maikel Cáceres (HOL), Osniel Madera (PRI), Guillermo Heredia (MTZ), Guillermo Avilés (GRA), Yordanis Linares (VCL), Roel Santos (GRA) y Víctor V. Mesa (MTZ).

Pitchers: Yoanni Yera (MTZ), Julio Alfredo Martínez (PRI), Yusmel Velázquez (HOL), Norge Luis Ruiz (CMG), David Mena (HAB), Cionel Pérez (MTZ), Yaisel Sierra (HOL), Yosvani Torres (PRI), Pedro Durán (HAB), Yunieski García (ART), Vladimir Gutiérrez (PRI), Alaín Tamayo (GRA), Félix Fuentes (MTZ), José Ángel García (ART), Carlos Juan Viera (LTU) and Héctor Manuel Mendoza (IJV). (Source: Universo Beisbol)

It also includes Victor Mesa, the political commissar who is always appointed by the PCC. He is a perennial loser and belongs as the carga bate for the Chicago White Sox or the Cubs.

I still throw up when I remember the Victor Mesa disaster in Durham, N.C. in the summer of 2013. When you are constantly insulting your players you can not expect to win.

In Cuban baseball, skills are not important. Ideology is.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Yulieski Gourriel had his second modasho, as the BayStars defeated the Chiba Lotte Marines 11-6

El Yuli ~ Second Modasho

One more time, El Yuli collected another fierce hitting award, as he went three for five yesterday. His batting average is now .344.

Yokohama: The BayStars scored ten or more runs in a game for the third time this year and it was the nineteenth time they collected ten or more hits.

Yakyubaka Boxscore

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Today was a very productive day for the Yomiuri Giants

They have increased their first place lead to four and a half games, and they defeated the Orix Buffaloes 8-0, with 18 hits.

Frederich continues to struggle at the plate.

The Yokohama BayStars lost to the Chiba Lotte Marines 6-4. Yuli's average went below .300.

These things happen in baseball. I am very confident that both of them will recover.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The Yomiuri Giants climb to first place in their division

The Kyojin defeated the Chiba Lotte Marines 5-3 yesterday.

 Leslie Anderson batted third in that game and Frederich Cepeda batted sixth.

 Leslie batted three for five in that important game.

Yakyubaka Boxscore

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Monday, June 09, 2014

The Baseball Cards of Yulieski Gourriel

2013 Topps Tribute WBC#15
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to go to Japanese Baseball Cards Blogspot.com

Cuba's Baseball Family: The Gourriels

Yulieski Gourriel, second from right, formerly of the Cuban team, Industriales,
poses for a picture with his father Lourdes Gourriel, right, and his two brothers,
Lourdes Yunielski Gourriel, left, and Yunieski Gourriel, second left,
at the Jose Marti International Airport, in Havana, Cuba, Thursday, May 29, 2014.
Gourriel, who was traveling to France and then onto Japan,
signed with Japan's Central League professional baseball team,
the Yokohama Dena Baystars. 
Gourriel has become the third Cuban baseball player to legally join a foreign team under a law passed by the talent-rich island last year. 
(AP Photo/Franklin Reyes)

JG: A family that has brought honor and glory to El Beisbol Cubano.

Ichiban ~ Modasho

The word ichiban in kanji script.

Means 'first' in Japanese. The Japanese language has numerous numeric suffixes that are used depending on the subject matter; "-ban" is only one of many ways to turn "ichi" ("one") into "first". (Wikipedia).

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Modasho

Put simply, you know how in the Majors they'll often mention when a player gets multiple hits in a game?

Well, the bar is set a little higher in Japan. 3 hits or more in a game is a modasho.
  
Looking a little more deeply, modasho is composed of three characters:

猛 (もう - mou): fierce, rave, rush, become furious, wildness, strength
打 (だ - da): strike, hit, knock, pound, dozen
賞 (しょう - shou): prize, reward, praise

So, that makes pounding out 3 hits in a game literally the "fierce hitting award."

Source: JapaneseBaseball.com

Sunday, June 08, 2014

Frederich Cepeda hit Home Run #4 today!

He only had one at-bat, and it was a good one, his Home Run #4 in Japan was connected today.

The Yomiuri Giants defeated the Chiba Lotte Marines 8-1.

Frederich's batting average is now .185.

Yakyubaka Boxscore

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El Yuli has his first modasho on his fist game with the Yokohama BayStars

Just like that, Yulieski Gourriel is batting .750 after his first complete game in the ichiban in Japan. He went three for four in his debut game.

El Yuli had two singles and one double. Three hits in one game is called a modasho in Japan.

The Yokohama BayStars defeated the Rakuten Golden Eagles 5-1.

[6/8/2014] Yokohama Bay Stars: Yulieski Gourriel’s first Ichi-gun game [Updated with each at bat]

Yakyubaka Boxscore

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Friday, June 06, 2014

El Yuli comiendo Moros Con Cristianos?

Translation: El Yuli [a.k.a. Yulieski Gourriel] eating Moors & Christians?


The Bay Stars have started preparing Cuban food for Yulieski Gourriel.

CANCELED

El Yuli debut cancelled due to rain on 6/6/2014 and 6/7/2014. (Yakyu News)

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Big Brother...


For The Guys Only

Miranda Kerr @ Gentlemen Quarterly

Frederich Cepeda Watch ~ June 4, 2014

Frederich Cepeda went 2-0 today as the Fukuoka Hawks defeated the Yomiuri Giants 13-5.

Yakyubaka Boxscore

NPB Boxscore

BTW, I went to my favorite Japanese Restaurant (I love Yakisoba Noodles!) and found out that YakyuBaka means "Baseball Fool." Applications for membership are being accepted now. I have self-appointment myself President and Benevolent Dictator.

Yakisoba Noodles Recipe

The Kyojin and Frederich have a day off tomorrow.

I will see you on Friday with the report for Yuly's debut in NPB.

Documentary: Cuban Baseball Best Homeruns

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Gourriel to make debut with BayStars Friday

Yuli will make his debut on June 6, 2014
Photo: Japan Times 

JAPANESE BASEBALL

KYODO

Newly acquired Cuban infielder Yulieski Gourriel will make his debut with the Yokohama BayStars this week, manager Kiyoshi Nakahata revealed on Monday.

Complete article at the Japan Times

Yulieski Gourriel debuts at the Minor Leagues in Japan with a Home Run

Yulieski Gourriel

Cuban newspaper Escambray is reporting that Yulieski Gourriel [or is it Gurriel?] debuted in the Minor Leagues in Japan Baseball with a Home Run.

Here is the first paragraph of the article:

Martes, 3 junio, 2014

El cubano Yulieski Gourriel debutó con un cuadrangular, en dos turnos al bate, dentro la selección de Ligas Menores (Ni-gun) del Yokohama DeNA BayStars, en partido contra los Leones de Seibu.

Link to article

It was previously reported on the Internet that Yulieski will make his debut in the NPB on June 6, 2014.

Link to article about Ni-Gun Baseball

Jose Dariel Abreu returns to the White Sox and promptly hits Home Run #16

Jose Abreu homered off Clayton Kershaw (8 IP, 9 K's) in his first game off the disabled list, but the Dodgers took advantage of a pair of errors in the sixth inning to push across five unearned runs against Jose Quintana. (MLB)

The Dodgers won 5-2.

Edwin Ercarnacion, of the TorontoBlue Jays, leads the HR stats with 19.

Frederich Cepeda Watch ~ June 3, 2014

Frederich went 3-1 with a double and scored a run. He batted-in one run, struck out once and had one base on balls.

The Yomiuri Giants lost to the Fukuoka Hawks 3-8.

The Kyojin are in second place in the central league, one and a half games behind Hiroshima.

Hector Luna of the Chunuchi Dragons, a native of the Dominican Republic, is in first place for the batting crown with a .338 average.

Wladimir Ramon Balentien, a Curaçaoan, playing for the Yakult Swallows, leads with homers, with 18.

Yakyubaka Boxscore

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